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New Town .
New Life .
But Them* Forever & Always .
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Orgueil : 40%
Colère : 36%
Luxure : 35%
Gourmandise : 30%
Avarice : 12%
Envie : 6%
Test Des Péchés =D ... Chez Elle* .
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L'homme est un loup pour l'homme...
... Et un problème pour sa femme =D.
*Le téléphone pleure. Il n'est pas le seul.*
~ Ma Vie, Ce Film Hollywoodien... ~
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# Posté le dimanche 24 février 2008 08:51
Modifié le mardi 15 septembre 2009 13:52
Amour* <3 - 12.O1.O9# .
Le Seul & L'Unique .
Je T'Aime Plus Que Tout .
1 Mois - 2 Mois - 3 Mois - 4 Mois - 5 Mois - 6 Mois - 7 Mois
Je T'Aime Plus Que Tout .
1 Mois - 2 Mois - 3 Mois - 4 Mois - 5 Mois - 6 Mois - 7 Mois
8 Mois - 9 Mois - 10 Mois ?
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# Posté le jeudi 09 juillet 2009 05:48
Modifié le mardi 03 novembre 2009 14:23
M* <3 .
Mélow . Celle avec qui je partage les cours depuis la 1ere ...
Avec qui j'ai des délires innombrables & plus que mémorables ...
Celle qui sait que je serai toujours là pour elle .
Je T'aime =) <3 .
Avec qui j'ai des délires innombrables & plus que mémorables ...
Celle qui sait que je serai toujours là pour elle .
Je T'aime =) <3 .
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# Posté le jeudi 09 juillet 2009 05:41
Modifié le jeudi 09 juillet 2009 08:22
Y* <3 .
Yaya !!!
Ah t'aimes ça, me traiter de conne hein =) !!
Mais bon, au fond on s'aime bien .
Ah t'aimes ça, me traiter de conne hein =) !!
Mais bon, au fond on s'aime bien .
Ou Pas .
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# Posté le jeudi 09 juillet 2009 05:58
Modifié le jeudi 24 septembre 2009 04:53
MA* <3 .
Marie, Alias Nesprit Chérie =) .
Je me rapellerai toute ma vie de nos délires en maths-info en 1ere xD .
Trop long à raconter ...
Je T'Aime =) <3 .
Je me rapellerai toute ma vie de nos délires en maths-info en 1ere xD .
Trop long à raconter ...
Je T'Aime =) <3 .
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# Posté le jeudi 09 juillet 2009 06:03
A* <3 .
Aurelia mi Españolita =) .
Schtroumpfette aussi pour les intimes =D .
Je t'Adore très fort =) .
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# Posté le jeudi 09 juillet 2009 06:07
Modifié le lundi 07 septembre 2009 16:16
H* <3 .
Honey =D .
Des délires comme je n'en ai jamais eu.
BathMaaaaaan =D <3 .
& tellement d'autres ...
[HxD] <3 .
Love U* .
Des délires comme je n'en ai jamais eu.
BathMaaaaaan =D <3 .
& tellement d'autres ...
[HxD] <3 .
Love U* .
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# Posté le jeudi 09 juillet 2009 08:34
He Had It Coming .
You know how people have these little habits that get you down.
Like ... Bernie.
Bernie liked to chew gum .
No, not chew.
POP.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and looking for a little bit of sympathy,
And there's Bernie, lyingon the couch, drinking a beer and chewing.
No, not chewing.
POPPING !!
So, I said to him,
I said, "Bernie, you pop that gum one more time..."
... And he did .
So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots...
... Into his head.
Like ... Bernie.
Bernie liked to chew gum .
No, not chew.
POP.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and looking for a little bit of sympathy,
And there's Bernie, lyingon the couch, drinking a beer and chewing.
No, not chewing.
POPPING !!
So, I said to him,
I said, "Bernie, you pop that gum one more time..."
... And he did .
So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots...
... Into his head.
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago .
And he told me he was single
And we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.
And then I found out.
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass !!
Not only was he married, oh no.
He had six wives .
One of those Mormons, you know.
So that night, when he came home from work,
I fixed him his drink, as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
And he told me he was single
And we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.
And then I found out.
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass !!
Not only was he married, oh no.
He had six wives .
One of those Mormons, you know.
So that night, when he came home from work,
I fixed him his drink, as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
Corking the chicken for dinner.
Minding my own business.
and storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman !!" he says.
He was crazy and he kept on screaming,
"You been screwin the milkman !!"
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times .
Corking the chicken for dinner.
Minding my own business.
and storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman !!" he says.
He was crazy and he kept on screaming,
"You been screwin the milkman !!"
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times .
My sister, Veronica and I did this double act .
And my husband, Charlie, travelled round with us.
Now, for the last number in our act, we did these 20 acrobatics in the row .
One, two, three, four, five, splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops, one right after the other.
Well, this one night we've been in teh hotel Cicero .
The three of us, boozing, having a few laughs .
And we ran out of ice, so i go out to get some .
I come back, open the door ...
And there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen :
THE SPREAD EAGLE.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
And my husband, Charlie, travelled round with us.
Now, for the last number in our act, we did these 20 acrobatics in the row .
One, two, three, four, five, splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops, one right after the other.
Well, this one night we've been in teh hotel Cicero .
The three of us, boozing, having a few laughs .
And we ran out of ice, so i go out to get some .
I come back, open the door ...
And there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen :
THE SPREAD EAGLE.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
I loved Alvin Lipschitz more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy... sensitive... a painter.
But he was always trying to find himself.
He'd go out every night looking for himself and on the way
He found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke up because or artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive ...
... And I saw him dead.
He was a real artistic guy... sensitive... a painter.
But he was always trying to find himself.
He'd go out every night looking for himself and on the way
He found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke up because or artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive ...
... And I saw him dead.
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